Good ones from today:
At the library...
Librarian: what is your address
Me: ...white house
P: TENNESSEE! White house, tennessee. Thats our state. But daddy, he lives in the state called "work".
Driving home i called my mom and her phone dropped the call. I sighed and said "i can never talk to grandma! Her phone..." P replied, " two reasons why becuase youre in the car on the phone, and theres no signal." A while later we tried to reaume our call and it happened again. P, in the back seat seemingly not paying attention interjects saying in a very annoyed, loud tone, " i already told you two times!! Youre on the phone in the car, AND theres no signal!!!"
When ben came in tonight p gave him 2 quick lessons...
"the sun is our closest star. It is made of gas and gives us sunshine and heat!"
And then "your penis gets big when it fills up with blood, daddy. Mommy, i told daddy bc he didnt know"
Brought me a barley inflated pink balloon...
"Mommy its a uvula!"
My son is definitely a hoot.
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