My child the pregnant comedian

I got home and we took a shower, he hopped in first and proceeded to crack me up...

"Im a fox. See my cheeks are in!"

"Im drinking dirty wild water like a fox!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then In the shower he says, "today i was pregnant and then i bursted and it was triplets.!"

Me: P what is quadruplets?

 P: 4! I just knew that. No one told me. 

Then i shampooed his hair and was rinsinging his hair and he said "ahhh im pregnant and this is a niccce massage ahhh..."

Today grandma said:

He was making body language and hand gestures today ... "Well look what I can do "

Then me ... "We'll look what I can do"

Then him ,,,,, except this time he whacked is own hand so hard he left a red print .. Oh it hurt him so bad but he tried his best to play it off, but after a few seconds the pain must have been so bad that he went and sat down . Trying to act unknowing I said, "oh wow was that hand gesture? so tough that it beat you up too ?" and he looked down and said kinda sad "no I'm just out if moves"  ( At which point I kissed his self inflicted red wrist and ran and got the ice pack penguin and held it to it )  and this made it all ok and his super powers returned :) 

Pregnant p: