Kroger collision

The other day while shopping at kroger, p walked right into a huge, solid, median in the aisle with food on it. His top lip began gushing blood,Literally, and he screamed out in pain. My shirt was covered in blood, his face, my hand was full that was cupping his lip, and we sprinted to the bathroom to take a look. The top lip was sliced open and the bottom was busted. Both were already swollen. Teeth were safe though. Whew. P was hurting pretty bad and very tearful in the bathroom. But that didnt stop my sweet p from snapping into action when it came time to teach a stranger something...

A lady cam into the bathroom, Washed her hands, And then couldnt get the paper towels to dispense. P snapped to, Stopped crying and in his teaching voice told her-" u see that (and pointed at the waving hand on the towel dispenser), that means just wave your hand. And itll come out." That lady laughed so hard. Bc she couldnt do it but p did and boy did he "teach" her. He then said "and this one, u have to roll them out" ( a manual one next to the auto one).  He also told her in his very serious teaching voice, with index finger pointed high to add emphasis, "when i walked i wasnt looking. I was looking back like this and then i hit right into that thing. When you walk you have to look forrrrrward!"

 My baby is perfection. 

Here he is in the bathroom of Kroger showing off his wound...

 Once home he perked up bc he found a youtube channel called "doodie.com" and he laughed uncontrollably at the cartoon poop antics. Boys!